Happy Birthday, @joeydynamo.

Happy Birthday, @joeydynamo.

SOA night and this dude’s doing work emails. #tradition

SOA night and this dude’s doing work emails. #tradition

Still my all time favorite. #grossepointeblank

Still my all time favorite. #grossepointeblank

All done. @jodyjobin and I finally finished it. Mother of god. #breakingbad

All done. @jodyjobin and I finally finished it. Mother of god. #breakingbad

Accurate. #saturdays

Accurate. #saturdays

I am eight years removed from the mating habits of these animals, and I just don’t understand how they operate. So peculiar.  (at Red Flag)

I am eight years removed from the mating habits of these animals, and I just don’t understand how they operate. So peculiar. (at Red Flag)

#cruisin

#cruisin

My tee from our motorcycle adventure last month… after a washing. #partyhard

My tee from our motorcycle adventure last month… after a washing. #partyhard

#growinguplambert

#growinguplambert

Accidentally Blooded myself. #betterredthandead

Accidentally Blooded myself. #betterredthandead

Nice cruise with @ty_tbag_sarvis this afternoon. #whattheharley

Nice cruise with @ty_tbag_sarvis this afternoon. #whattheharley

😞 (at Blitz Ladd)

😞 (at Blitz Ladd)

#soon

#soon

Hey, fellas. Intimidated? Don’t be! I’m gonna walk you through it. This scary apparatus is a flush lever, and can be used to remove the human waste left in a toilet or urinal. Your mother or father should have taught you this at a young age, but apparently they’re disgusting monsters. That smell of stale urine in public restrooms, it can be prevented. When you’re done taking a piss or shit, just pull on this lever. Or press it. Or kick it. Anything. Just wait for a ‘wooosh’ noise. And just like that, you’re not a worthless asshole anymore. Worried about germs? Trying washing your hands; chances are a sink and soap are not far away. #basicstuff #decency (at Nike, Nolan Ryan)

Hey, fellas. Intimidated? Don’t be! I’m gonna walk you through it. This scary apparatus is a flush lever, and can be used to remove the human waste left in a toilet or urinal. Your mother or father should have taught you this at a young age, but apparently they’re disgusting monsters. That smell of stale urine in public restrooms, it can be prevented. When you’re done taking a piss or shit, just pull on this lever. Or press it. Or kick it. Anything. Just wait for a ‘wooosh’ noise. And just like that, you’re not a worthless asshole anymore. Worried about germs? Trying washing your hands; chances are a sink and soap are not far away. #basicstuff #decency (at Nike, Nolan Ryan)

New piece from @tattoosbyhenry. Turned out rad.  #graverobber

New piece from @tattoosbyhenry. Turned out rad. #graverobber